Okay Ninja Brian, have fun at soccer practice
I'll pick you up at eight
Now remember, the goal is to have fun, not to stab anyone

Oh God, I've been stabbed!

Brian, no!

Okay Brian, that's a yellow card for-

Hey, you can't-!

Why does he have grenades?!

Wow, you stayed out there for twelve seconds!
That's a new record for you!
Looks like someone's finally learning
About a little thing called sportsmanship

Aah!