The lights go down, the crowd starts to scream
You can feel it in the air, electric energy
We’re revving up our engines, and the dam’s about to burst
I’ve just got a couple of emails that I need to knock out first

We’re all backstage
‘Bout to start the show
Just gotta do a few things
Then we’re ready to go

So get ready…to be ready…to get ready
Cause we’re almost about to rock
We’re gonna make you scream
Eventually
Just wait and see
Now get ready…to be ready…to get ready

We’ll be on stage in a second, just a few things we gotta do
Gotta make the setlist, wash the guitars, and bathe the entire crew
Gonna play with all my Legos and then we’ll eat some snacks
Drop Ninja Brian off for his Brazilian wax
Drink some gas so we can play real fast
And then you better hold on to all of your ass!

We’re gonna crush this show
Just a few more steps
Nothing says rock like meticulous prep

So get ready…to be ready…to get ready
Cause we’re almost about to rock
We’re gonna chill your spine
And blow your mind
All in due time
Now get ready…to be ready…to get ready

Ladies and gentleman, are you ready to get FUCKING DESTROYED? We are nearly prepared to begin preparations for our final soundcheck of the evening, so please file out of the auditorium while we reset the stage. Thank you!

For those about to about to rock (ROCK)
Please hang tight while I find my socks (SOCKS)
Gonna crack your skull like an aftershock
Just gotta call my broker and sell some stocks

So get ready…to be ready…to get ready
Cause we’re almost about to rock
We’re gonna melt your face
Through time and space
At an appropriate pace
Now get ready…to be ready…to get ready
Now get ready…to be ready…to get ready
Now be ready…to be ready…to get ready