I got a dig ol’ bick
Gonna tuck you hard fonight
Your gonna blap my salls around
What a hot delight

Take my hong in your schland
Go to town on your man
Gonna say it in a way only you understand
I got a dig ol’ bick
Gonna jash your smunk tonight

Lover you got that sex appeal
Your eyes are telling me how you feel
I’d love to give you what you want
But there’s so many people at this restaurant

I was just about to begin
When a priest, three nuns, and your mom walked in
So now I’ll speak in our secret code
That only you and I could possibly know

I got a dig ol’ bick
Gonna tuck you hard fonight
Your gonna blap my salls around
What a hot delight

Take my hong in your schland
Go to town on your man
Gonna say it in a way only you understand
I got a dig ol’ bick
Gonna jash your smunk tonight

You like my bace between your foobs
I’m all nice and clean cause I paved my shubes
You and I make a sexy team
So break out the berries and the tub of cripped wheam

Now tell me something
Which would turn you on?
Should I dress like the mench fraid tonight
Or the very tall hell-wung leprechaun

I got a dig ol’ bick
And we’re gonna lake move tonight
You got a bine ass footy
And you know I’m gonna reat it tright, tright, tright

Put my thack on your sighs
Got my hog on the rise
Gonna say it in a way only you recognize
I got a dig ol’ bick
And I’m gonna how you plard tonight

SUITAR GOLO!

Ok, you look confused. Let me walk you through my process. What I do is I switch the first letter or two from the words in each phrase. Like if wanted to say “peanut butter,” for example, I would say “peanut butter”….wait….