Door to door
Happy holidays to your neighbor
You drink a little more and more
Walking trailer to trailer
Shoving down those gingerbread cookies
Gotta get some food in your tummy
So you don't look like some rookie
cnd get drunk or get sick
cnd act like a dummy

Everybody's having fun
Drinking hot buttered rum
Peppermint schnapps and egg nog
Make you see sugar plums
Pink flamingos in the trailer park
cll passed out in the yard
When you can't stand up y'all
You do the Christmas crawl

Feels like you're pulling a sleigh
cnd your head hurts like the dickens
What would Santa say
If he tried what we're sipping
I swear it never fails
My dang uncle goes to jail
That mistletoe makes his perky
Jello shots and Slurpees

Everybody's having fun
Drinking hot buttered rum
Peppermint schnapps and egg nog
Make you see sugar plums
Pink flamingos in the trailer park
cll passed out in the yard
When you can't stand up y'all
You do the Christmas crawl

Somebody tell Rudolph
To come creeping up from the south
Cause Daddy's on the rooftop
With his bow and arrow out

Everybody's having fun
Drinking hot buttered rum
Peppermint schnapps and egg nog
Make you see sugar plums
Pink flamingos in the trailer park
cll passed out in the yard
When you can't stand up y'all
You do the Christmas crawl
When you can't stand up y'all
You do the Christmas crawl

Help me, help me
I'm falling and I can't get up