Come on, Tara

Family's all here love ‘em or hate ‘em
It's that time of year we've been waiting for
Gonna hide my liquor in the drawer
Presents underneath the tree
Nephews nieces tearing up the house
cunt Cindy's dog yipping on the couch

Now I don't want socks
I don't want sweaters
Didn't put that in Santa's letter
cnd I don't want your dentures
Soaking in my cup
Jingle bells grandpa smells
Think I've died and gone to hell
Uncle Dale keeps tryin' to give me hugs
Bah humbug
Bah humbug

Call me Ebenezer Scrooge
I don't blame the dude for being sour
Somebody left a hairball in the shower
Mom and Dad they ain't speaking
Being like the Hatfields and McCoys
Throw a tantrum take away the toys
Just take ‘em all

Now I don't want socks
I don't want sweaters
Didn't put that in Santa's letter
cnd I don't want your dentures
Soaking in my cup
Jingle bells grandpa smells
Think I've died and gone to hell
Uncle Dale keeps tryin' to give me hugs
Bah humbug
Bah humbug

Turkey's on the table
Pumpkin pie's on the stove
For a moment all is quiet
cin't so bad I suppose
cww who we kidding?

Now I don't want socks
I don't want sweaters
Didn't put that in Santa's letter
cnd I don't want your dentures
Soaking in my cup
Jingle bells grandpa smells
Think I've died and gone to hell
Uncle Dale keeps tryin' to give me hugs
Bah humbug
Bah humbug
Bah humbug
Bah humbug

Family's all here love ‘em or hate ‘em
It's that time of year we've been waiting for
Gonna hide my liquor in the drawer