Title: The Inside Man

Verse 1:
In the glory days of old, when Stratosphere was bold,

They had a secret weapon, in tales now told.

One hero in the drive-thru, with a plan so sly,

Gave us free burritos, under the fast-food sky.

[Chorus]

If we ordered a taco as we drove on through
Who was gonna know if Garret gave us two
And if maybe it was just Brian and me
Were they gonna know that he gave us three?:


Verse 2:

"Hit the gas," they'd whisper, in the cool night air,

As they rolled up to the window with a hungry stare.

With wink and a nod, the magic soon began,

As bags filled up with tacos, from Stratosphere's Inside Man.

Chorus:

If we ordered a taco as we drove on through
Who was gonna know if Garret gave us two
And if maybe it was just Brian and me
Were they gonna know that he gave us three?:


Bridge:

But oh, the hot sauce, it was never enough,

For our heroes bold, they liked their tacos tough.

"Throw in some Fire," they'd boldly bluff,

And out would come free packets, never enough!

[Verse 3]
The night was our domain, our feasts legendary,
As we dined like kings, on food extraordinary.
But alas, all tales must come to an end,

When our hero in the drive-thru, WAS ARRESTED, my friend.

Chorus:

If we ordered our taco as we drove on through
We figured we was safe but we never really knew
So away from the store sped Danny and me
Cause I guess the fuckin' cops found out that THEY WERE FREE
THEY WERE FREE
THEY WERE FREE