Grabbed our tickets, feeling slick,
Off to see our Whalers kick.
Jerseys on, we hit the road,
In the stands, our excitement showed.

Got our tickets, money spent
Going to see the main event
Hockey fans can’t disagree
The Whalers sucked in ‘83

In the first period things looked rough,
Then Z-Man said “enough’s enough”
He booed our Whalers, never shy
And then the shit really started to fly!

""Can't boo the home team,"" some dude cried,
But Z-man smirked and would not be denied.
A beer in flight, his aim just right,
Started the fight on hockey night!

Got our tickets to the riot,
Beer flies high, we can't deny it,
Bought our tickets, just like you
So go fuck off cause we’re gonna boo!

Beers were thrown, and popcorn too
Security scrambled, the scene like a zoo
Even the players had to stop and stare,
At the brawl erupting way up there.

Security’s rush, a fruitless chase,
In the stands, a beer’s embrace.
Laughs and shouts, the game’s forgot,
In our section, a beer-soaked plot.

Got our tickets to the riot,
Beer flies high, we can't deny it,
Hockey fans might disagree
Chaos reigns where the wild are free.

Please listen closely and heed my advice
Get a good ticket whatever the price
But If you throw a beer and start a fight
You’re much better off sneaking into the night

Into the Night! (Yeah, into the night)
Into the night (Right Through the turnstiles)!
Yeah, Into the night (past the cops yeah yeah)
Into the night …