Got something to announce to the schoolyard
Gonna burn you down in the schoolyard
I saw a wild infraction, something happened
Dodgy at the end of Derby Road

Perk up your ears hark the playground
Hostility become the playground
Your life is over, at it's end
No one will want to be your friend anymore

You can try to deny but you're never gonna win
I've got the evidence, I saw her go in

Your Mum shops at Hyper
Their prices I can't decipher
Their cheese is much more riper
Because it's out of date

You must be living on the breadline
Because you're mine, I walk the breadline
A can of warm Lipton ice tea for only
Twelve and a half p, quite the deal

You can try to deny but you're never gonna win
I've got the evidence, I saw her go in

Your Mum shops at Hyper
Their prices I can't decipher
Their cheese is much more riper
Because it's out of date

Though it kills me inside, I will confess to you
Their deals are scandalous, my Mum shops there too

Your Mum shops at Hyper
My Mum shops at Hyper
Our Mum's shop at Hyper
Do you wanna be my mate