We are the Naughty Ruffian Crew
No naughty thing we won't not do
And we're gonna do what we wanna do
When and where we wanna do it

We are the Naughty Ruffian Crew
Step outside without our shoes
We'll drag in mud and rub it straight into your carpet

We'll ask for a bowl of cereal and cry toast
Hey, hey, hey, hey
We'll hide the remote control that you need most
Hey, hey, hey, hey

We'll do a dance in front of the TV
Hey, hey, hey, hey
We'll fidget whilst we're sitting on your knee
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Be as loud as we can possibly

We are the Naughty Ruffian Crew
Pretend that we don't love you
Lick the toothpaste off the brush and just eat it
We are the Naughty Ruffian Crew
Smash your Lego tower too
Ask you to rebuild so we can repeat it

We are the Naughty Ruffian Crew
No naughty thing we won't not do
And we're gonna do what we wanna do
When and where we wanna do it

We are the Naughty Ruffian Crew
Ruffle up your best hair-do
Get our dirty hands in there and just smush it
If you're on your last nerve, we are gonna go and push it
That's what Naughty Ruffians do