Old Man Blues

They say when you pass 60 it turns quiet in your pants
You're not obsessed by penetration every time you have a new romance
They say when you pass 60 it turns peaceful in your pants
It's not true, it's not true
That's why this old man's blue

They say when you pass 60 you don't have to rave the bars at night
To search for your identity but mostly get involved in fights
They say when you pass 60 you don't need to rave the bars at night
It's not true, it's not true
That's why this old man's blue

They say when you pass 60 you don't have to go by bike or train
The car you always wanted takes you through the driving rain
They say when you turn 60 you don't need to go by bike or train
It's not true, it's not true
That's why this old man's blue

They think when you turn 60 you're not a number in the VD clinic
You don't walk the stairs of shame, behaving like a cynic
They think when you turn 60 you don't need the VD clinic
It's not true, it's not true
That's why this old man's blue

They say when you turn older you've gotten used to how you look
Your wrinkles and your pimples they were just written in your book
They say as you turn older you're getting used to how you look
It's not true, it's not true
That's why this old man's blue

They say when you pass 60 love can no longer break your heart
You're not thinking of the girl who left, every minute you're apart
They think when you pass 60, love can no longer break your heart
It's not true, it's not true
That's why this old man's blue