I glued my balls to my butthole again
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue
Good god, I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Oh god

I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

My lady doesn't want a life
Of watchin' her man use a butter knife
Face down, ass up, to try and saw off his sack
Oh, baby, fuckin' please, just take me back

I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Fool me once, shame on you
Fool me twice, shame on glue

Good god
I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard

Glued my balls
It was inevitable, baby
This could have happened to anyone
Life is just fun like that

I glued my balls to my butthole, baby
Oh my god, what did I do?
I can't take a dump
'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole

Good god
I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard
Good god
I pulled too hard
Now my scrotum's stretched out like a fuckin' yard