I saw you walking down the street
All fuckin’ stupid n’ shit
You were lookin’ dim so I grabbed this lamp
Just to say, “what’s up, bitch?”

You look like you could use a fuckin’ lamp
You look like you could use a fuckin’ lamp
Take the shade, take the bulb, take the cord, take it all
You look like you could use a fuckin’ lamp

You said, “What am I supposed to do this?”
I don’t know, bitch
Fuckin’ put the shade on your head
And go walk into traffic
I can’t do everything for you

I got so rip-shit mad
I broke the thing in half
Put if over my dick
Like a fuckin’ lunatic!
Then I started to thrust
The grille on the bus
It took off full-speed
And punctured my kidney
I’ve had enough of this shit

You look like you could use a fuckin’ lamp
You look like you could use a fuckin’ lamp
Take the shade, take the bulb, take the cord, take it all
You look like you could use a fuckin’ lamp

You’ve ruined my life

I got so rip-shit mad
I broke the thing in half
Put if over my dick
Like a fuckin’ lunatic
Then I started to thrust
The fuckin’ grille on the bus
It took off full-speed
And punctured my kidney
I’ve had enough of this shit

I’ve had enough of this shit