Knock, knock, knock
No one’s fucking home
I’m just farting in my bedroom all alone
Thank God it’s Friday!
You can all eat my shit
I’m not leaving my room
So fuckin get over it!

If you need to reach me
I’ll be in my room
I’ll open the window
To show you the moon
As you scream “just come out, please!”
I’ll stick out my butt
And unload mad feces

No, no one’s fucking home
I’m just fartin in my bedroom all alone
Thank God it’s Friday
You can all eat my shit
I’m not leaving my room
So fuckin get over it!

Oh! One night when the moon was full
You came up to my room to see what you could do
I had my butt hanging out to drop mad heat
But I fuckin’ fell, and broke my neck on the street

And then you saved my life
I looked into your eyes and promised you that I would
never ever never ever never ever never ever never ever
never ever never ever never ever never ever...leave you

Yeah right
Get fucked

No,no one’s fucking home
I’m just farting in my bedroom all alone
Thank God it’s Friday
You can all eat my shit
I’m not leaving my room
So fuckin get over it

Ha! Get fucked
Ha! Get fucked