When i’m laying outside your window
Crying in the pouring rain
With my wiener sticking’ up
Ha! Just let me explain

When the lightning flashes,
You’re gonna shit your asses
Cause the shadow of my wiener
Looks fucking massive

You like that?
You like that shit?

Open up your window
you’ll be so intrigued
By the shadow of my wiener
That’s taller than the trees
The shadow of my wiener show
How much you mean to me

Whoa! Check this out girl
Look at that

When the lightning flashes
You’re gonna shit your asses
Cause the shadow of my wiener
Looks fucking massive!

You like that?
You like that shit?

The shadow of my wiener
Cascading down your face
The shadow of my wiener
Flopping all over the place
I literally can’t think of any other way to show you
How much I fuckin’ love you

The shadow of my wiener
you won’t be scared
The shadow of my wiener
Will always there