Have you ever titty twisted a witch's tit?
I bet she'd get all fuckin pissed
Have you ever titty twisted a witch's tit?
Let's try it on your wife!

Wackin' and slappin those haggard bags
I bet they're all green and shit
I'd be totally shocked
If they weren' t green
What other color would a witch's titties be?

Let's ask your wife!
Let's ask your wife!
Let's ask your wife!
Let's ask your wife!

She said, “Depending on what you do
They can totally be purple too”
I said, “That makes a lot of sense
Now tell your husband to get bent!”

I bet they're all filled with ooze
Some putrid-ass witch's brew
Thinkin' about it makes me sick
I'm gonna home and rub my fuckin’ nips!

Wackin' and slappin those haggard bags
I bet they're all green and shit
I'd be totally shocked
If they weren' t green
What other color would a witch's titties be?

Let's ask your wife!
Let's ask your wife!
Let's ask your wife!
Let's ask your wife!

She said, “Depending on what you do
They can totally be purple too”
I said, “That makes a lot of sense
Now tell your husband to get bent!”

Hey! You guys ever dance to this one?

Let’s do the twist!
The witch’s titty twist!
Let’s do the twist!
The witch’s titty twist!

Grab one tit, give it a twist
Grab the other tit, do the same shit
Get real goofy and slap 'em around
Get all stupid 'till you shit your dick!
Let’s try it on your wife

Let’s do the twist!
The witch’s titty twist!
Let’s do the twist!
The witch’s titty twist!

Grab one tit, and give it a twist
Grab the other tit, do the same shit
Get real goofy and slap them around
Get all stupid 'till you shit your dick!
Let’s try it on your wife
Let's do the twist