You farted in the wrong mouth
Your days are numbered, pal
I'm gonna hop on my hog
I'm gonna drain your sh-sh-sh-schlong

The first few times it was A-okay
But now my sister's pissed
And you gotta pay
She can't even breathe
Got her lungs full of ass
You've gone too far now
Now, I'm really mad

'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth
Your days are numbered, pal
I'm gonna hop on my hog
I'm gonna drain your sh-sh-sh-schlong

I don’t forgive, I don’t forget
Now I’m suckin' your boner
For my sister’s respect
Grow up, buddy!
I hope you learned your lesson
Now I gotta ride
Now I gotta ride

'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth, buddy
'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth, buddy
'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth
You farted in the wrong mouth
Your days are numbered, pal
I'm gonna hop on my hog
And drain your schlong

The first few times it was A-okay
But now my sister's pissed
And you gotta pay
She can't even breathe
Got her lungs full of ass
Now I’m gargling your balls
Just to show her respect
You farted in the wrong mouth
Your days are numbered, pal
I’m gonna hop on my hog
And drain your schlong

Now tell me
What if that was your sister
Gettin' her mouth all farted in?
Ha, yeah, that’s what I thought