Just because I look like a scarecrow
Doesn’t mean you gotta shove hay up my asshole
Jesus fuck!
There’s gotta be a better way!
But it’s the life I chose in the corn maze!

I’m losin’ my breath, and I can’t see the sky
God help me, I think I’m gonna die!

Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze!
Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze!
Girl, I’m sorry I know I’m late
Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze again!

So I stripped down totally nude
Reached for my emergency glue
Glued my butthole tight, so nobody
Could shove any more hay up my butthole!

I’m losin’ my breath, and I can’t see the sky
God help me, I think I’m gonna die!

Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze! (Ooh ooh ooh)
Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze! (Ooh ooh ooh)
Girl, I’m sorry I know I’m late
Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze again! (Ooh ooh ooh)

It gets worse!
My doctor said I got Proctitis
Oh, you don’t know what that is?
It’s an Inflammation of the rectum
Caused by bacteria present on hay
Which may include soil-borne bacteria
Or those associated with livestock
Ohh yeah!
I definitely got that from all the hay going up my butthole
And that’s why I glued it shut!

Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze! (Ooh ooh ooh)
Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze! (Ooh ooh ooh)
Girl, I’m sorry I know I’m late
Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze again! (Ooh ooh ooh)
Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze! (Ooh ooh ooh)
Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze! (Ooh ooh ooh)
Girl, I’m sorry I know I’m late
Fuckin’ lost in the corn maze again! (Ooh ooh ooh)