Fuck yeah
It’s time to take a shit on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I’m just hanging dong while the time flies by

Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fucking life
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fucking life

I knew my boss would spy on my
So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery
He tried to run really fast into the stall
But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls
I said, “Holy shit! He might be dead!”
As I walked over his body with my
Wiener and balls all hanging out
He screamed, “You’re fucking toast!”
I called the police and told him that
My boss was trying to install glory hole
While I was trying to take a dump
So I pissed on him in self defense
And my boss got arrested…cool

Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fucking life
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fucking life

Fuck yeah
It’s time to take a shit on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I’m just hanging dong while the time flies by

It’s time to take a shit on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I’m just hanging dong as the time flies by

Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fucking life
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fucking life

Yeah! To shit!
As the time flies by
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fucking life
Cool