Uncle Knuckle is the uncle you meet only once a year
who seems to know you very well without being ever near

He tells you funny stories about how life could be,
sounding too outrageous for you to believe.

No no!
No no, your momma won't talk about this brotha!

Uncle-Knuckle!

our momma won't talk about this brotha, no no.



Uncle-Knuckle is the uncle you meet only christmas time,
No one knows what he does, but he dresses really fine.

He tells you weird stuff 'bout how people truly are,
he gives you drinks in secret and lets you taste his cigar.

No no!
No no, your momma won't talk about this brotha! 


Uncle Knuckle!

Who you gonna call ? Uncle Knuckle! Who you gonna Holler ?
Who you gonna call ? Uncle Knuckle! Who you gonna Holler ?
Who you gonna call ? Uncle Knuckle! Who you gonna Holler ?
Who you gonna call ? Uncle Knuckle! Who you gonna Holler ?
Who you gonna call ? Uncle Knuckle! Who you gonna Holler ?
Who you gonna call ? Uncle Knuckle! Who you gonna Holler ?


He gives you life lessons you didn't know you need,
he teaches how to stand your ground, how to disagree.

No no!
No, no, your momma won't talk about this brotha!