Alright!
bienvenue, wilkommen! Bonjour mesdames et monsiurs.
Welcome!
What is this beautiful music?
What is this music and why is it as it is
king kong! yea.
And you're asking yourself, who are these beautiful people?
What is this beautiful band?
Well, its' the troglodytes, neanderthals, anthropoids.
They are the Kong Kong.
Sock it to me. Komosomi! Komosomi!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Uncle Knuckle, I'm the biggest fool of them all, great toppahouse -shredder.
The King of Helsinki, Ladies and gentlemen! Rusty Trombone.
yea.
So how did I get here?
What have I done?
How can I deserve all this fun?
I'm sure I don't.
but they don't know it Yet!

Now, this is a mean family, a real big family.
That means a lot of people, and i love them all.
I won't go on mentioning everyone of them.
but they can do the boogie they can do the hustle
beloved fool!

Now There's water underground.
And when there's water, there is life.
And where is life, there is music.

And where is music... well sometime it's a shitload of weirdness and someone like me comes along.
Hang on tight, suckers!