A very long time ago the only people that existed were troglodytes...
Cave men, cave women, Neanderthal..
the troglodytes! yea.
So, let's imagine,
the average cave man at his average cave home,
listening to a rock beat banging on his cave stereo.
And sometimes when he'd feel funny and very special,
he'd get up and try to do his thing.
He'd begin to move,
something like this:
Dance...dance...dance!
But sooner or later he would get bored,
tired of jamming all alone.
He'd brush his beard, put on his best fur,
and grab his biggest beating bone.
Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman!
Caveman!
And he would head down to the lake where all the women be swimming.
The women be swimming.
And he'd look around
he would just reach in and grab one by the hair.
Come here! He said move.
Now, the woman in question remained her calm,
took his hand and gave him a good stare.
She moved.
She got up,
and she was a big woman..
I mean, a big woman.
He didn't care at all. Quite the opposite
He looked up at her and said: You fit, you fit
better sock it to me, you better sock it to me, sock it to me,
She began to feel sorry for him.
She said, I'll sock it to ya, Daddy.
He said Wha?.
I'll sock it to ya, Daddy
And you know what he said?
He started it way back then..
When she said, "I'll sock it to ya, Daddy"
He said Right on! Right on!
Right on!
Caveman!
This ain't no rocket science.
This ain't no Templar code.
This ain't no fashion feature.
This is a life-long
show for the television.
Dinner for the family.
This is the fried chicken.
This is the D - N - A!
Cavemaaaaan!