This ain't no disco,
this ain't no glam,
this ain't no less than a full grown man.

With my homies,
guys and girls,
we welcome you into this part of the world.

We have our lazers,
We have our guns,
we have our music, AT our house of fun! C'mon nah!

No hanky panky,
no shamala-ding dong,
it's just my guitar and the band: "King Kong!"