Oh, oh, oh, I think I'm oxymoronic
Even when I'm not
His friend was explaining electricity
but Michael just said, Watt
And Michael said, You can add insult to injury
Just sign somebody's cast
Sprinters never eat before a race
Because they fast
And Michael said, Sundays are a little sad
But the day before is a sadder-day
The eggs were very scared
Because it was fry-day
My therapist says I'm obsessed with revenge
Well let's just see about that
Michael's Jack-O-Lantern got a hole
So he found a pumpkin patch
A red ship hit a blue ship
And marooned a sailor
The driver crashed while watching a movie
He should have watched the trailer
And Michael said, Sundays are a little sad
But the day before is a sadder-day
The eggs were very scared
Because it was fry-day
A giant fly attacked the police station
So they called in the SWAT team
My maths teacher called me average
I said that was very mean
Come on now
A termite walks into the bar and asks
Is the bar tender here
They wanted a restaurant on the moon
But there just no atmosphere
Michael said, Sundays are a little sad
But the day before is a sadder-day
The eggs were very scared
Because it was fry-day
The bear had his teeth pulled out
He was a gummy bear
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather
Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
Four fonts walk into a bar. The bartender says
Hey! We don't want your type in here
I heard Facebook exaggerations
Went up a million percent last year
Michael said, Sundays are a little sad
But the day before is a sadder-day
The eggs were very scared
Because it was fry-day