If attacked by a mob of clowns
go for the juggler
I told a joke about wind turbines
It was a real eye-roller, That aint right
The calendar seemed so scared
It's days were numbered, I guess
Don't use blunt pencils
They are really pointless
I have some artistic friends
But I find them a little sketchy
I doubt
Therefore I might be
The geometry class was having difficulties
So the teacher said, lets try a different angle
Don't play poker on safari
There are too many cheetahs in the jungle
My girlfriend keeps accusing me of cheating
She's starting to sound like my wife
I love the state of Mississipi
It was named after the wife of a hippy
I meet my girlfriend at 12:59
For a little one to one time
They complimented me on my driving today
I got notes that said, parking fine
Refusing to go to the gym is
a form of resistance training
The first time I got a universal remote control
I thought to myself, This changes everything
I have some artistic friends
But I find them a little sketchy
I doubt
Therefore I might be
My cat was always fibbing
I think it was a lion
Five out of four people
Admit to being bad at fractions
I told my mother I was born again
She said she didn't even feel it
That's stupid
I tie shoelaces for work
It's a knot-for-profit
I have some artistic friends
But I find them a little sketchy
I doubt
Therefore I might be
That just aint right