There was a claustrophobic astronaut
he needed a little space
A Mexican magician will disappear on the count of three
Uno, dos and poof, He disappeared without a tres
He said, You shouldn't complain about the beer
You'll be old and weak yourself one day
They arrested a turkey
Suspicion of fowl play
My psychic was a little pudgy
She was a four chin teller
My brother couldn't stick to his diet
I guess you could call him a desserter
Huh,
He said, Don't you find sore throats to be
A real pain in the neck
A sunken boat was twitching
They said it was a nervous wreck
The spy drank invisible ink
He's in hospital waiting to be seen, That's stupid
I already have a date for valentines day
It's February Fourteen
My psychic was a little pudgy
She was a four chin teller
My brother couldn't stick to his diet
I guess you could call him a desserter
Huh
He said, I like to tell dad jokes
Sometimes he might even laugh
Telling dad jokes without having kids
I guess that would make you a faux pa
I couldn't organise a hide and seek game
Good players are really hard to find
I wanted to get a brain transplant
but then I changed my mind
My psychic was a little pudgy
She was a four chin teller
My brother couldn't stick to his diet
I guess you could call him a desserter
Huh, Huh
My accountant looked perplexed with my documents
He said he found them very taxing
The tomato blushed
Because it saw the salad dressing
The bicycle couldn't get home
It lost it's bearings
Here we go again
A street mime attacked me the other day
He did unspeakable things
He said, His psychic was a little pudgy
She was a four chin teller
My brother couldn't stick to his diet
I guess you could call him a desserter
Huh