They asked me for a construction joke
But I'm still working on it
The local gym had a new boxing class
It was a real hit, What
Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app
they'll want to use it
How do you make holy water
You boil the hell out of it
This morning I had trouble finding the sun
Then it dawned on me
I don't suffer from insanity
I enjoy it immensely
I found a job testing mattresses
It's my dream job, What
I saw a kangaroo on the way to work
How do you know he had a job
Two wasps said, where shall we do lunch
Let's go down to the bee-stro
People ask if I'm an optimist
I simply say, I hope so, What
This morning I had trouble finding the sun
Then it dawned on me
I don't suffer from insanity
I enjoy it immensely
The drummer called his twin daughters
Here we go again
Anna One, Anne Two
He had the heart of a lion
And a lifetime ban from the London Zoo
I have an inferiority complex
But it isn't as good as yours
Dad said, The pony needed a glass of water
Because it was a little hoarse
This morning I had trouble finding the sun
Then it dawned on me
I don't suffer from insanity
I enjoy it immensely
You can't wear glasses playing football
Because it's a contact sport
The elf didn't pay his rent
He found himself a little short, What
A couple went to the gym together
They wanted their relationship to workout
He said Mayday Mayday, vee are sinking
I wonder what he was sinking about
This morning I had trouble finding the sun
Then it dawned on me
I don't suffer from insanity
I enjoy it immensely
Seriously
I found a job testing mattresses
It's my dream job
What
I saw a kangaroo on the way to work
How do you know he had a job
Two wasps said, where shall we do lunch
Let's go down to the bee-stro
People ask if I'm an optimist
I simply say, I hope so, What
This morning I had trouble finding the sun
Then it dawned on me
I don't suffer from insanity
I enjoy it immensely
Seriously
Yeah