Termite moving in to my house
I did not invite 'em and I want 'em out
termite tell me that I need to move
tiny termites so brave and rude

termite dig right in and start to chew
this is my house but to them it is food
termite make a thousand tunnels a day
I wish they'd eat a log and go away
go away go away go away termite

termite make a hole in my floor
I had some walls but now I don't any more
termite make a hole in my roof
here comes the rain and I'm not waterproof

termite that's enough it's time to go
poison and traps but they all say no
termite I'd ask you individually
but there's millions of you and only one of me
one of me one of me one of me termite

termite kept on chewing throughout the night
all I had left were windows and pipes
I finally had to go but when I looked back
all that I saw was the chimney stack

termite moving away from my house
ate all the wood now they're moving out
next time I'll build my place out of stone
then maybe termite will leave me alone
leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone

termite! (chew chew chew chew chew chew) (4)