Well if all the kings men could not fix humpty dumpty
how they gonna fix a bridge that's brittle split and crumbly
someday they will replace the wood brick by brick
for now they will repair it slowly stick by stick

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well Mother Goose would rather paddle across than use it
the mouse from hickory dickory dock chooses not to choose it
Jack was nimble Jack was quicker than any man
but Jack would rather catch a boat than walk accross that span

well the Duke of York marched his men up and down it
and when they did parts and pieces and bits were fallin' off it
Mary Mary quite contrary said the bridge was stable
then she swam across that river just as fast as she was able
(go Mary go)

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