They say there is nothing that rhymes with orange
not one not two but that's just not true
there are four funny things that do rhyme with orange
if you've got a minute I can show them to you

thing number one that rhymes with orange
is the north american ring tailed dorange
the dorange is a creature that's red white and blue
and on the fourth of July escapes from the zoo

thing number two that rhymes with orange
is the wonderful cleaning machine called a florange
florange will leave your house smelling like mint
and dirt is gone so is lint

thing number three that rhymes with oragne
is a diaper changing device called a splorange
splorange wipes and powders and folds
and when it is finished it cuddles and holds

thing number four that rhymes with orange
is the space between stars that people call zorange
zorange is empty and zorange is wide
so is it they wonder a good place to hide?

so you see there are things that do rhyme with orange
more than one or two I told you its true
theres four special things that do rhyme with orange
thats all there's no more this orange story is through