When I arrived in the capital
I would have liked to become a femme fatale
But I didn't drink, I didn't do drugs
And I had no complexes
I'm way too normal, it vexes me

I'm not Parisian
It bothers me, it bothers me
I'm not trendy
It's disappointing, it's disappointing
No oddities
It bores me, it bores me
Not the slightest affectation
I'm not in tune
I'm not vegetarian
It bothers me, it bothers me
I'm not a karateka
It puts me in a bind
I'm not a cinephile
It's stupid, it's stupid
I'm not a feminist
I feel like I'm being blamed
Being blamed, being blamed

Soon I met a group of friends
Living in community in the same bed
Since I didn't drink, I didn't do drugs
And had no complexes,
I think they were all perplexed

I'm not a nymphomaniac
They blame me, they blame me
I'm not a transvestite
It harms me, it harms me
I'm not a masochist
It exists, it exists
To fulfill my destiny
I go to the doctor
I'm not schizophrenic
It bothers me, it bothers me
I'm not hysterical
It's complicated, it's complicated
I tell him I despair
I have no perverse tastes
Perverse tastes, perverse tastes

But yes, the doctor tells me as he gets dressed
After this first attempt it's encouraging
If you don't drink, you don't do drugs
And have no complexes
You have an obsession: it's sex

Since then I'm in fashion
I prowl, I prowl
In the beds of Saint-Germain
It's divine, it's divine
I'm part of the elite
It goes fast, it goes fast
And I give myself with joy
While doing yoga
I watch horror movies
I brag about it, I brag about it
Squeezing the neighbor's hand very tightly
The neighbor's, the neighbor's
Knowing I'm original
I run, I run
I assume my libido
I'm going to flirt on a bike
Now I'm Parisian
I overwork myself, I overwork myself
And I know distress
And the blues and stress
Finally to ecology
I initiate myself, I initiate myself
And far from pollution, and far from pollution, and far from pollution
I'm going to shear the sheep, I'm going to shear the sheep, I'm going to shear the sheep
Sheep, sheep, sheep

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