He doesn't want to leave me, me, me, me
He's already found his home here
He wants you to go away
Knocks on the door of my room
And never try to open this door again

He doesn't want to leave me, me, me, me
He's already found his home here
He brings my toys to life
Which get red eyes like
Mr. Crab and the raccoon, coon, coon, coon

Mom, I have to introduce you to Bob
He comes to take care of me while you sleep
He says your ticking has an extra strong effect
That you only get up in the morning by pure luck

Dad, I have to introduce you to Bob
He comes to take care of me while you sleep
He says I have other moms, that you hide even from death
And your nose gets white using something you shouldn't

You can't, no
You can't, no
You can't, no

You can't, no
You can't, no
You can't, no

My friend Bob says
That he's a corrupted little boy
And every time the room light turns on
He gets scared, that's why all this broken glass

Bob says he's the son of a fallen little angel
And every time the room light turns on
He gets scared
That's why he inverts the crucifix

He doesn't want to leave me
He's already found his home here
He takes dad's shotgun
That he keeps in the closet
Aims at the bedroom door and says: No one is going to enter here!

He doesn't want to leave me
He's already found his home here
He scribbles on my arm with strange drawings
Burns the Bible and other saints
And says that no cherub will touch me

Mom, I have to introduce you to Bob
He comes to take care of me while you sleep
He says you're a snobbish whore
And that Asmodeus himself will await you with a thousand whips

Dad, I have to introduce you to Bob
He comes to take care of me while you sleep
He says you're going to hell and from there you won't escape
My siblings were fetuses that you ordered to abort

You can't, no
You can't, no
You can't, no

You can't, no, you can't, no

My friend Bob says
That he's a corrupted little boy
And every time the room light turns on
He gets scared, that's why all this broken glass

Bob says he's the son of a fallen little angel
And every time the room light turns on
He gets scared
That's why he inverts the crucifix

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