I'm still awake and
I'm crawling through the city
Because I can't stop drinking
The diarrhea presses like a
Mother in labor
And I wonder: Where do I take a dump?
I stick my finger up my ass
With all my might
Because I just can't hold it anymore
Then I look into the bushes and
I see all my friends
Side by side on the beam

There were 3 figures sitting on the thunder beam
And they were screaming for toilet paper! (Toilet paper)
Yes, then came the fourth
Who smeared while shitting
And they were screaming for toilet paper! (Toilet paper)
(Tarek) I shit in front of my ex's door
Finally single again
Stick a firecracker in, light it and ring the bell
I bury rappers under brown avalanches
They're not rich
Just because they earn a pile
The neighbors can't lead
A normal life
They go out with gas masks and umbrellas
I shit you a cuckoo egg
You think it's your child
You suppress that it stinks
And you breastfeed it

(Maxim) I'm waiting in front of the toilet and
The line is long
Please let me through
I'm the first pregnant man
Chili peppers, purgatory (Ohooo)
I sound like Grönemeyer (Ahaa)
I have diarrhea and a
Halo of blowflies
Shit your future
Screw lead pouring
When I shit, the sewage plant catches fire
I pay value added tax on my pile

"KIZ? I'm too old for that
That's too childish for me"

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