I'm walking down the hallway
Dad is back again
All day in the one-room apartment
I hear you at the door
Whining and panting, you can't handle it
Because you love me so much
I just want to say thank you
And therefore I sing you this song

You are my woof-woof
You are just wow-wow
Whether Dalmatian or Chow Chow
I love every woof-woof

You are my woof-woof
You are just wow-wow
Whether Dalmatian or Chow Chow
I love every woof-woof

If I'm missing a plastic bag outside
I allow him to poop in my hand
But if Bello poops in the apartment, I press his snout into the pile
Do you want to hear my opinion?
(Yes)
Dogs are better than humans
Even if you stub out cigarettes on them
Their love knows no boundaries
Sometimes Bello dreams that he's chasing rabbits
Then he moves his paws in his sleep
Slowly he wakes up from the anesthesia
And wonders: "Where is my scrotum?"
Well

Woof-woof
You are just wow-wow
Whether Dalmatian or Chow Chow
I love every woof-woof

You are my woof-woof
You are just wow-wow
Whether Dalmatian or Chow Chow
I love every woof-woof

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