Ho, ho-ho
I fill rooms and auditoriums with my childishness
I offer yachts to all my butlers who could populate 100 villages
I'm going to buy Californium grills to irradiate my face
Because I have money, bitcoins and gold, I didn't even touch an inheritance
My life, a treat, an undeniable thrill, a full striptease in the five-star suite
Money accompanies me, of course I have bills to pay but I have accountants
Mountain chalet, champagne mouthwash, country castle, candlelit dinner
At the top of the Shanghai tower, yes, I have money but I'm not the one who earns it

It's my wife's money, yeah, my wife's money (yeah)
I spend my wife's money
I wouldn't have this life without my wife's money (my wife's money)
I love my wife's money (and my wife)
Yeah, my wife's money (give)
I spend my wife's money
I wouldn't have this villa without my wife's money (baby)

As a spouse, I empty the joint account
Always happy, never constrained, but I have to avoid gaining weight
I have Colombian chromosomes
That make me swell from the waist when I drink liters of good wine
I'm not a freeloader or a parasite (no)
In winter, I take dips in the Caribbean or I go to Tignes
She's not stingy, I don't sweet-talk her
It's paradise, no, it's the paradigm
Starter, main course, dessert because I'm not precarious
Astronomical expenses that would fascinate Kepler
A cushy pasha life, yet I'm not high
My wife is my patron, Bill Gates and Abbé Pierre
I no longer look at the price of food, my credit card as a talisman
But, if my wife left me
I would go camping in a doghouse or in a cellar, too humid at the inhabitant's

My wife's money, yeah, my wife's money (yeah)
I spend my wife's money
I wouldn't have this life without my wife's money (my wife's money)
I love my wife's money (and my wife)
Yeah, my wife's money (give)
I spend my wife's money
I wouldn't have this villa without my wife's money (baby)

I met her in high school, we immediately did very naughty things
She wasn't too rich, she climbed the ladder without compromise (serious)
Today, she weighs, she has 15 years of grueling work on the meter
She raises our children and she loves me since I put my penis in her heart
She is rather magnanimous but sometimes in a murderous mood
She has rifle eyes that project lightning like Emperor Palpatine
There, I panic breathing heavily like Anakin
I censor myself, I think she feels me confident
Rehashing "surprise me", there's my blood on her fingers
I have burns, a bunch of stitches
In the evening, she whispers to me "come here, hold the sugar"

My wife's money, yeah, my wife's money
I spend my wife's money
I wouldn't have this life without my wife's money (my wife's money)
I love my wife's money (and my wife)
Yeah, my wife's money
I spend my wife's money
I wouldn't have this villa without my wife's money

My love?
Sweetie?
Why did you order me a new card?
It's a Visa Electron
What does "Electron" mean?

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