In my armchair, I was watching the movie on TV
A guy named Jojo the Puffy was chasing poor Suzy
He cornered her near the sawmill and very meanly said to her
If you don't give me your ranch, in less than two, I'm going to cut you in half
Then he grabbed her (and then?)
Well, he tied her up (and then?)
He put her under the saw (and then? And then?)

Hey, hey, Zorro arrived
Without rushing
The great Zorro (the handsome Zorro)
With his horse and his big hat

But soon I switched to the second channel because an old geezer was talking
Charming evening, on the second channel they were showing the same turkey
Near a cabin Jo the Puffy cornered poor Suzy
And he said to her
Give me your ranch, hey, doll, or I'll turn you into mash
Then he grabbed her (and then?)
Well, he tied her up (and then?)
He lit the dynamite on fire (and then? And then?)

Hey, hey, Zorro arrived
Without rushing
The great Zorro (the handsome Zorro)
With his horse and his big hat

But I was so fed up
I switched back to the first channel
And before my eyes, my haggard eyes
The same scene was unfolding
And Jojo, Jojo the Puffy, was stuffing Suzy into a bag saying
Give me your ranch, hey, sausage
Or I'm going to throw you under the train
Then he grabbed her (and then?)
Well, he tied her up (and then?)
He rolled her onto the tracks (and then?)
Well the train was coming, guys (and then? And then?)

Hey, hey, Zorro arrived
Without rushing
The great Zorro (the handsome Zorro)
With his horse and his big hat
With his gun and his big lasso
With his boots and his old banjo

Hey hey, damn Zorro, go

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