That morning when I got up
I had a bad toothache
Oh oh la la
I leave my house and rush crying
To a man named Durand Mm Mm
Who is a dentist by profession
And who can fix this for me
The waiting room is full of people
And while I wait
Oh oh la la
A very pale guy passes by on a stretcher
Carried by two brutes Mm Mm
I'm already getting up to leave
But the nurse says: Next!
I'm standing in front of the dentist
I give him a stupid smile
He pushes me into the chair and yells at me:
Get ready, he has pliers in his hand
Oh oh oh oh Mom
My legs are like white cheese

Even before I could say ouf
He's already knocked out three of my teeth
In less than an hour
My poor molars have returned
To their grave
Oh oh la la
This ruins my two best teeth
The ones I have in front Mm Mm
He burns my mouth with a blowtorch
And gives me a good glass of water
He tells me I have to pay my debt
I had just been paid the day before
This bastard takes all my money
And gives me fifty net balls
Oh oh oh oh mom
And he adds laughing
I'm not a dentist, I'm a plumber
Neighbors should help each other oh oh
And I'm yelling tonight
The dentist's coat in the dark.

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