I beat up the sex tourists in Bangkok with Penélope Cruz
Morally, there's no arguing that, but we felt good about it
It doesn't change the exploitation, it doesn't scratch the patriarchy
"But it doesn't make it any worse," Penélope Cruz said
"Yes, it doesn't make it any worse," Penélope Cruz said

The sun was hot, the long drinks cold, but no sun lounger was free anymore
The tourists always put their towels on it and have Visa cards with them
We talked about exploitation until the break of the next day
"And the next one gets a punch in the face," Penélope Cruz said
"Yes, the next one gets a punch in the face," Penélope Cruz said

I think I understood something
Actually, it was clear before
But before it was too abstract for me
I was never there before
"Mr. Prosecutor, that doesn't exonerate me, but think about it
We have to do something," Penélope Cruz said
"Yes, we have to do something," Penélope Cruz said

The first one only got a beer over his shirt
The second one a kick in the shin
The third one completely underestimated Penélope
And then she jumped into his face
We then fled in a Tuk-Tuk
Without TÜV we drove through the night
"Unfortunately, we can't beat up everyone"
Penélope Cruz said
"Unfortunately, we can't beat up everyone"
Penélope Cruz said

If the state were to reintroduce corporal punishment
And I fear that will happen
Penélope and I will definitely protest against such a law
Beating up sex tourists in Bangkok is also politically just nonsense
But I would do it again
If Penélope Cruz asks me
Yes, I would do it again
If Penélope Cruz asks me

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