This is for the friends of a mythomaniac friend
Worse than a drug, every time it ends too badly
I wish he'd admit it to me, just tell me, that's all
Since he lies as he breathes, I'm suffocating!

Hello Doctor! I feel sick
I'm scared! I think my friend is a mythomaniac
He's messing up, I've suspected him for months
I caught him rehearsing his lines before coming to my house
He orders a pizza but says he cooked it
To make people believe he's in a relationship
He hangs out in town with his cousin "but leave me alone!"
It's horrible, it's getting worse
What to do, an only child he told me "On my brother's head!"
It's becoming embarrassing I swear I'm scared to see him
But he's my friend so I pretend to believe him
I hear yes when he says no
I know all his mannerisms when he speaks
Live from Miami at the municipal pool
Damn! It's getting hard I'm losing my mind
Is this really his house did he tell us his real first name?
I'm testing, investigating, I'm becoming paranoid
When he's silent, I know he's preparing another one
The worst part is, I'll doubt the day he dies
I mix the false and the truth in all my memories
Promised, sworn, spat with a smile
He doesn't even make me walk anymore, he makes me run!

We all have a mytho friend
All have a mytho friend
If you don't have a mytho friend
It's you who's the mytho friend
We all have a mytho friend
All have a mytho friend
If you don't have a mytho friend
It's you who's the mytho friend
All have one like that
A girl or a guy
We love him even if he says anything
We all have a mytho friend
All have a mytho friend
If you don't have a mytho friend
It's you!

Okay, I admit at first, I thought he would change
But you know him, every time, he ends up giving in!
Okay, I admit at first, I thought he would change
But you know him, every time, he ends up giving in!

He's always in trouble, no wonder, no wonder
Given that every day, he lies, he lies
When we ask him where the information he gives us comes from, it's
"www dot liar dot com"
He's as strong as an ox
He only throws big parties
He dates a lot of girls
At least twenty-nine, "At least twenty-nine?"
No lie is too big
And when we ask him, he's lost the photos!
He has the class of an actor, when he plays
He says he was in the same club as Zizou, "Ah yeah, I know him well."
But wait, why are you lying
You've been a substitute for ten years, on the bench!
He spouts nonsense all day
With friends, he pushes us to the limit
He needs to avoid it, he needs to stop, we need to take him to see a witch doctor!
No ethics, he's getting worse, it's pathetic
He could say his mother is dead, for a bag of chips!
Apparently he's a champion in all categories
That he's the third brother of BigFlo & Oli!
And when I think about it, what's the worst part?
Him lying or me believing it?

We all have a lying friend
All have a lying friend
If you don't have a lying friend
Then you're the lying friend
We all have a lying friend
All have a lying friend
If you don't have a lying friend
Then you're the lying friend
All have one like that
A girl or a guy
We love him even if he talks nonsense
We all have a lying friend
All have a lying friend
If you don't have a lying friend
Then you're it!

Well I admit at first, I thought he was going to change
But you know him, every time, he ends up giving in!
Well I admit at first, I thought he was going to change
But you know him, every time, he ends up giving in!

This is for the friends of a pathological liar
Worse than a drug, every time it ends badly
I wish he would admit it
Just tell me, that's all
Since he lies as he breathes
I'm suffocating!

We all have a lying friend
All have a lying friend
If you don't have a lying friend
Then you're the lying friend
We all have a lying friend
All have a lying friend
If you don't have a lying friend
Then you're the lying friend
All have one like that
A girl or a guy
We love him even if he talks nonsense
We all have a lying friend
All have a lying friend
If you don't have a lying friend
Then you're it!

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