You think I'm Superman
And save the whole world at night
You think I'm Robin Hood
And steal all the money from the rich
Just like Spider-Man
Women have fallen into my web
And when everyone else stops, hey, I'm just getting started
You call me Einstein
You think I'm as smart as a genius
And when I play the lottery
I'm the one who hits the jackpot
As if I were Usain Bolt
I'd run to you in record time
You think I'm Rocky and I always get back up

But I'm actually always tired
Except when I sleep, then it's okay
What you think of me are lies
That I like to tell you before I go to sleep again
But I'm actually always tired
Except when I sleep, then it's okay
What you think of me are lies
That I like to tell you before I go to sleep again

You call me Neil
Because my arm is really strong
On my broad chest
I beat louder than King Kong
You say I'm Socrates
Because I always ask so smartly
And when you're feeling bad, you come to me and not to the doctor
You think I'm Catwoman
The kitties eat out of my hand
Just like Picasso
I paint pictures on the wall
You say I'm Peter Pan
My head is full of fantasy
And just like Mozart, I write you a symphony

But I'm actually always tired
Except when I sleep, then it's okay
What you think of me are lies
That I like to tell you before I go to sleep again
But I'm actually always tired
Except when I sleep, then it's okay
What you think of me are lies
That I like to tell you before I go to sleep again

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