People hug and give each other kisses
Holding hands and walking side by side
But every time I try to charm a lady she runs away

What am I doing wrong?
Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go

Excuse me, miss but do you like the dubstep?

Oh, will I ever find someone
Or will I die alone?

Endless streams of loveletters, and roses
Serenades from men with big guitars
Famous men are asking me for dinner
I think I'll pass

Oh, where is my prince charming
Who will cuddle with my hair and whisper
Will I meet a man who also likes to
I guess I'll never know

Will I find
Oh, will I ever find that someone who
Can sing wuu
Can sing the wu wu wu wu wu wuuu
Do the ring
I'll do the ri ri ri ri ri ri ring for you
Oh my god (who is that singing?)
Someone who also likes the dub
The dub (the step)
We both like dubstep

Please, do you want it? (sorry), the fl-flowers for you should I jut, please (sorry)

Please just take these fucking flowers!
Let's move in together!
We'll have children!
I'll make cupcakes!

I will massage your shoulders daily!
I'll make you dinner when you come home from work!
I'll play you james blunt songs from a cd!
Let's buy a car!

I'll make you an omelette for breakfast!
I'll do dishes for you!
Let's watch the last season of mad men together!
I fucking love you!
I fucking love you, you cock-sucking son of a bitch!

I'll get down on my knees
And ask you
"Will you marry me?"