I’ve discovered life is meaningless
No point in living
No point in living
And if you want friends, go kiss somebody’s ass
And all the pretty girls like stupid stupid stupid guys

So I’m arranging a suicide
But I’m hearing a noise from below
My sister’s radio
It’s distracting me
Won’t she let me be?

Stupid sissy boys
In that song
Stupid sissy boys
What went wrong

It’s so frustrating
Self-annihilating
When those sissy boys sing of love

She’s obsessed; her room is like a shrine
Posters of boy bands; there goes her virtue
Turn the music off - Hey!
Tell your little boys they’re stupid stupid stupid girls

They don’t even write their songs
There’s a man who makes up what they say
It’s my ascension day
They annoy me so
Won’t they let me go!?!

Stupid sissy boys
In that song
Stupid sissy boys
What went wrong


They’ve got a 900 number
They tell her that they love her
But they don’t even use h
er name
Ooh La la la

Soon she’s gonna meet some creep
Who’ll say he’s not too young to fall in love
And he’ll sing that sissy song

Gonna stay alive
Just to fight the jive
I will live to keep her safe!

Stupid sissy boys
In that song
Stupid sissy boys
What went wrong

Gonna save her life!

She won’t end up sad like me.
Ooh La la la.