There’s a girl - she hates me.
Every word deflates me.
And if she were ugly, forget it.
But she isn’t ugly.

She said, don’t talk, you will only bore me
But when I tried to say goodnight…

She found a way
When she began to speak in tongues.
I had a say
When we began to speak in tongues.

This technique becomes me:
Every girl who shuns me
(Even that deaf, dumb, and blind kid)
Comes to love me dearly.
G.I. Joes, fear not jihad. Don’t worry.
Do like me and we’ll be fine!

I found a way
When I began to speak in tongues.
That’s what I say,
So do like me and speak in tongues.