I'm a kitty cat and I scratch
I'm not here to play
If you want your hands and your eyes
Then babies stay away

Can't you see, just let me be
I'm singing my kitty cat song
Just to let you know I want to be alone
Come closer and it won't be long

'Til I throw, throw, throw a punch
And then maybe you'll see
That it probably wasn't a good idea
To bring your hand near me

I'm gonna throw, throw, throw a punch
Human I'm warning you
I'm a mumble cat as a matter of fact
It's time you left the room

Met a dude in Oklahoma, scratched his face into a coma
Scratched a kid in Hollywood
Bit his hand and damn it tastes good

Met a granny in Japan
Now that granny has no hand
Scratched a lady in Hawaii
Then that lady, she said aai

Scratched your cousin in Kentucky
He should have died but he got lucky
Scratched your daddy in Michigan
Daddy never came near me again

Scratched your mamma down in Georgia
Don't tell me I didn't warn ya
Scratched her face then bit her toe
Then she ran to the border of Mexico

I'm a kitty cat and I scratch
I'm not here to play
If you want your hands and your eyes
Then babies stay away

Can't you see, just let me be
I'm singing my kitty cat song
Just to let you know I want to be alone
Come closer and it won't be long

'Til I throw, throw, throw a punch
And then maybe you'll see
That it probably wasn't a good idea
To bring your hand near me

I'm gonna throw, throw, throw a punch
Human I'm warning you
I'm a mumble cat as a matter of fact
It's time you left the room

I'm a mumble cat
I'm a mumble cat