I'm so fresh that you probably never heard of me
I'm so original that I'll never be on MTV
When I was a kid I used to eat all my broccoli

I'm so nice like a 3 Blind Mice
I'm so cold like a cube of ice
When I was a kid I used to eat my rice with my broccoli

I made this song
I sat in my studio and I made this song
I'm too lazy to make a rhyme
I'm too lazy to make a rhyme

Let me tell you about my life
I live in a place called Kenilworth
In Cape Town in South Africa
It is pretty kiff over here

I make some muesli in the morning
Then I sit in my studio and I go look what's on Facebook
Then I put on Twitter, then I do some work
I do some work, yes I make a song

I'm so fresh that you probably never heard of me
I'm so original that I'll never be on MTV
When I was a kid I used to eat all my broccoli

I'm so nice like 3 Blind Mice
I'm so cold like a cube of ice
When I was a kid I used to eat my rice with my broccoli

This time I will try to rhyme
Did you know I am colour blind?
If you are my friend then you will know
If you are not, now you know

Please don't ask me what colour that is
People ask me that all the time
It's kind of lame and I don't really care what colour that thing is
No I don't

I like to eat a piece of cheese
I like to put it on my knees
Sometimes if a swarm of bees comes my way
I say please bees go away, please
(Go away please)

I'm so fresh that you probably never heard of me
I'm so original that I'll never be on MTV
When I was a kid I used to eat all my broccoli

I'm so nice like 3 blind mice
I'm so cold like a cube of ice
When I was a kid I used to eat my rice with my broccoli

(When I was a kid I used to eat all my broccoli)
(When I was a kid I used to eat all my broccoli)

Man sometimes, I rate I should just write a proper song
All these stupid songs about broccoli
Maybe someone will give me a record deal of a million bucks, then I can
Just chill

Eat a piece of broccoli
Yum yum
Eat a piece of broccoli
Yum yum
Broccoli