Living in a land where the grass is always green
Where the biggest worry is a broken screen
Complaining 'bout the Wi-Fi speed oh what a scene
Life's so hard when everything's pristine
White people problems got me down
Can't find my latte in this town
Streaming's slow I start to frown
White people problems got me down
Got too much food I can't decide
Do I want sushi or a burger fried?
First world dilemmas they hurt my pride
Luxury so high can't find a place to hide
White people problems got me down
Can't find my latte in this town
Streaming's slow I start to frown
White people problems got me down
Got too much food I can't decide
Do I want sushi or a burger fried?
First world dilemmas they hurt my pride
Luxury so high can't find a place to hide
White people problems got me down
Can't find my latte in this town
Streaming's slow I start to frown
White people problems got me down
The car's too new it's got too much shine
Oh no my robot vacuum's stuck on the line
Gotta charge my phone but the outlet's a shrine
The struggle is real in this life of mine
The car's too new it's got too much shine
Oh no my robot vacuum's stuck on the line
Gotta charge my phone but the outlet's a shrine
The struggle is real in this life of mine
White people problems got me down
Can't find my latte in this town
Streaming's slow I start to frown
White people problems got me down
So here's to the life so comfy and neat
Where the trivial troubles are all we greet
In a world where ease is our biggest feat
White people problems irony complete