Took my werewolf cousin down to the barbershop, yeah
Gave him a trim, now he's looking real sharp
Then I went for tea with Nessie by the loch,
We talked of mysteries, and her famous photobomb

But I can't stay too long, gotta head on my way
There's a baby shower, and witches will play
Dancing 'round the fire, in the moon's bright glow
Singing to Gaia, where the wild things grow

I've got tea with Nessie, and plans to keep
Witches' sorority, where secrets sleep
Mounting unicorns on Friday the 13th,
In a world where the strange is seen

Stopped by the goblin's to pick up a saddle,
For the mermaid's wedding, it's sure to be a battle
Got a unicorn ready, polished up real fine
For the bride to ride under the moon's soft shine

But the clock is ticking, the night's drawing near
Gotta get moving, to where magic's clear
With witches and creatures, where legends play
I live in a world where the myths don't fade

I've got tea with Nessie, and plans to keep
Witches' sorority, where secrets sleep
Mounting unicorns on Friday the 13th,
In a world where the strange is seen