I've been dumped
I've been crowned
I've been freed
I've been bound
I've been scorned
I've been proud
I've been so very sound
It was good before bad
Oh, those nights that we had

Make it all OK now
Excuse me but could
You spare some change
I spent it all on Tuesday
And need it for the pain
If only you could see
The workings inside me
I'd take you back to my place
And plant a money tree, girl
I've been paying by cheque
I'm a pain in the neck
An emotional wreck
You could say I'm abject
But I can't give away
All the chintz that you made
Since you left me bereft

I've got nothing else left
Excuse me but could
You spare some change
I spent it all on Tuesday
And need it for the pain
If only you could see
The workings inside me
I'd take you back to my place
And plant a money tree, girl
I'm a half-empty man
I'm a half-empty man
I'm a half-empty man
I'm a half-empty man