I can't stand her and she snarls at me
I hate her hair and her perfect teeth
She killed my pets and my self-esteem
But it's all OK 'cause we look so good together
Good together

She loathes my friends and my family too
I've never even seen her smile at you
She missed the flight on our honeymoon
But it's all OK 'cause we look so good together
Good together

I didn't see it when she pulled the knife
I wasn't in court when she got life
She ever wanted to be my wife
But it doesn't matter 'cause we look so good together
Good together