Living with you
Is like losing a pound
Then finding nineteen
But living with me
Is like losing a thou
Then only finding nineteen
Do you see what I mean?
What does it mean?
Well, have a read
When I write it down

Living with you
Is like losing a watch
But then finding the time
To turn water to wine
But living with me
Is like losing your mind
Then waking to find
Your life's turned upside down

This is a joy to play
And I really do feel this way
About you
About you
About you
About you

And loving you
Is like rolling around
Up in the clouds
But loving me
Is like losing your teeth
And drinking cold tea
Just to help
The medicine go down

You know it's a joy to say
I really do feel this way
About you
About you
About you
About you

About you
About you
About you