Well look at you you think you’re real hot stuff
You’ve got a super model wife and a brand new truck
You’re a business man you ain’t messing around
You’ve got a 401k and a savings account

You’re well to do
Ya got important friends
You have over at your house every now and then
Smoking big cigars and drinking fancy wine
You think you’re better than me well you might be right but

I bet I’m weirder than you
I bet I’m weirder than you
I bet my wife will let me try things that yours won’t let you do
You’ve probably never seen a UFO
And never had a pet raccoon
I bet my flea market Samaria sword I’m a whole lot weirder than you

I like fuzzy dice and old Chevy vans
Fried bologna biscuits and cow punk bands
Smokey Mountain Shine and Rocky Mountain edibles
Civil War movies and Renaissance Festivals

All my friends are Rednecks and Hippies
Dive bar divas and junkyard gypsies
I ain’t one to brag but they’d all agree
You wont find nobody weirder than me

I bet I’m weirder than you
I bet I’m weirder than you
You might be the member of a country club but I’m in a Bigfoot Facebook group
I bet you never partied in a trailer park with some homemade hundred proof
I bet my truck stop Nija stars that I’m a whole lot weirder than you

I bet I’m weirder than you
I bet I’m weirder than you
I bet my wife will let me try things that yours won’t let you do
You’ve probably never seen a UFO
And never had a pet raccoon
I bet my flea market Samaria sword I’m a whole lot weirder than you